Who Watches the Watchmen?

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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"The absence of love is the most abject pain."
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

"The absence of love is the most abject pain."

Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

creepytwin:

me re: bae

rlyhigh:

ugly part 1

rlyhigh:

ugly part 1

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

uropyia:

im so turned on

uropyia:

im so turned on

guymirrorphone:

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guymirrorphone:

also Follow NSFW page:
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nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

uropyia:

reallynotgood:

disgusting

perez hilton needs to go away forever tbh